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So there was a big fight broke out in the tavern's kitchen. It seems that Terry, the dishwasher, dropped a few f-bombs regarding chef Tony's cooking.

"Listen," Terry said. "If I was married to this meal I'd demand a divorce!"

"I'd like to see you cook anything better," Chef Tony replied.

"Holy rolling Moses," Terry replied. "My dog could cook better than this. Hell, my dog's FLEAS could cook better than this."

It was at that moment that Chef Tony reached for his cleaver.

"Let me show you how to fricassee," Tony said.

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