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Steve Vernon's avatar

"Does that cloud up ahead look like a mushroom to you?" Harold asked his wife, Molly.

"A mushroom?" Molly said. "Harold, I swear, you're always thinking about food, aren't you?"

"Mushrooms ain't food," Harold protested. "Mushrooms is vegetables."

"No," Molly said. "You are a vegetable. Mushrooms are nothing but fungi."

"I resent that remark," Harold said. "Besides that, I am a fun guy, ain't I?"

And that's right about when the atomic-blasted-windstorm swept across the plaza and blasted every single person into the stratosphere.

Harold's very last words were, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

So I guess he was a fun guy, after all.

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Sephera Giron's avatar

Love it!

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